hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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