Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Acid is not a monday night drug
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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