I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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