My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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