yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
