You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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