Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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