were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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