If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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