I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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