Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
