You just made me feel so damn special
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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