Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I can't turn off my feet"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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