She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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