no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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