I just cut my nipple shaving
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
is wine microwaveable?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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