i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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