i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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