I'm drive I can fine osifer
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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