ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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