Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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