whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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