"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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