I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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