in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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