if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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