if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ladies don't puke and tell
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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