the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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