so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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