please come you make the beer taste better
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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