There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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