I wanna bring you to show and tell
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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