Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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