The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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