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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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