I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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