I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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