your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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