my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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