he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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