you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
