Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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