More tranny stories later!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I pour the whiskey from now on
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
