Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
