I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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