What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Watching her eat just hurts me
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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