We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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