He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
