Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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