Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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