I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
